This archive is based upon Kristen's collection of erotic stories. All things within this archive are free and must have something to do with the world of erotica. At the company Christmas party, my wife, Louise, and I shared a table with Bernie and his wife, Babs. It had to be the lowest status table in the whole banquet hall. (story) Pregnant index; In this index, One reader wrote to me that he thinks "Screwed" is the best erotic story ever on the internet.